A day-by-day guide to That Which Annoys, as culled from the procrastination-heavy Bileduct that is Twitter's @SISPURRIER.
MONDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The Chitchat Nemesis who – having blown his nose – plugs both nostrils with hanky-covered fingers and Rotates To Clean.
TUESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The way the “and finally” news gets more asinine according to how dreadful the “real” news is. ATOMIC HERPES=CUTE KITTEN
WEDNESDAY) SPECIAL HATING OF THE DAY, via @Gurrilla: Twitter poetry. No-one cares so spare me your. Haiku pretensions.
THURSDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: The morning cull of fat/drowsy mosquitoes, which would be fun if it wasn’t effectively me bleeding on the walls by proxy.
FRIDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Those who quote philosophers in normal chitchat. “When you stare into pretentious twattism, the twattism stares also…”