A day-by-day guide to That Which Annoys, as culled from the procrastination-heavy Bileduct that is Twitter's @SISPURRIER.
MONDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Urban spitting. 200k yrs without evolutionary change and you, o pubeless juve, decide my shoe beats the swallow reflex?
TUESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: Unconvincing Liars. It is not your fuckwitted crime that dooms you, but your inability to entertainingly disguise it.
WEDNESDAY) HATING OF THE DAY: People who think negativity is unhealthy. Opposite is true: your cheery fuckery will get you stabbed. JOY THROUGH HATE.
THURSDAY) **NO HATING AVAILABLE**
FRIDAY) **NO HATING AVAILABLE**
Missing posts throughout 2nd half of the week not due to general diminishing of Hate, but unavoidable environmental factors.
ALL WILL BECOME CLEAR. Normal loathing will resume as soon as possible.
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